Pride and Prejudice
By James Finn Garner Some Tampa Bay Rays Don’t accept gays Claiming God don’t approve of their lovin’ They should’ve instead Spoke of what Jesus said On the subject, which is of course nothin’. Isn’t...
View ArticleAL Cannibalism de Facto?
by Stephen Jones Let’s just say The season ended today And the Yankees won the division… That’s a no-brainer, a win-loss given. But what about the rest Of the hungry AL East — Those Red Sox and Rays,...
View ArticleHats Off to Randy
by James Finn Garner In the international arena With the boldness of a javelina Randy Arozarena Donned boots from the zapateria And una gorra fina Earning points for style And making us smile Didn’t a...
View ArticleObservation So Far
by Stephen Jones The American League East Is a self-eating beast With no team below .500. And the way these teams go, As they consume one another, It does make me wonder: When the regular season Is...
View ArticleSometimes the Angles Play You
by Michael X. Ferraro Wade Meckler has had quite a week of which he might not rather speak. Two inside-the-parkers: Luke Raley’s, Bryce Harper’s Beat the outfielder at Hide-and-Seek. Raley’s...
View ArticleChanging the Guard
by James Finn Garner With apologies to A.A. Milne They’re changing the guard in th’ American League East, The Orioles have risen to most from least. New York and Boston spitting out dirt, With the...
View ArticleEnd of Season at the MLB Tavern
by Stephen Jones I was waiting at the bar for a playoff date And looked at my watch. It’s getting late. Then I heard the emphatic bartender, With his fist pump, mask, and chest protector, Announce to...
View ArticleThe Known Unknowns
by James Finn Garner I don’t know why I bought the lie The White Sox would be decent. I don’t know how hamstrings go pow! Bats and skills chill, like recent. I don’t know why Reinsdorf tries To hire...
View ArticleChesapeaked Too Soon
by James Finn Garner The kids from Charm City Didn’t play so pretty In their short series with the Rangers But these orange sprats– Good defense, strong bats– To the postseason will not be strangers....
View ArticleAL East 2023 Spring Training Forecast Haiku
by Stuart Shea Baltimore Orioles July: Orioles Will refuse to migrate south, Seeking fall colors. Boston Red Sox Yes, every franchise Is an Evil Empire now. Game is in its Fall. New York Yankees Can...
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